You have to remember that Ed has spent a small fortune on two divorces.

Crazy laws we have in this world. You date someone, fall in 'love', hire a DJ, she moves in and BAM, you're in debt trying to get rid of her. Another reason marriage licenses should expire every year just like your car registration. "Honey, did you send in the renewal check?" "Uh, no...I think it's best we move on with our lives. Good luck to you."

And why did God invent massage parlors? The perfect alternative to marriage. Think about it. You go in, spend 40.00 for a 30 minute session, give some gorgeous gal an extra 40.00 for a favor, and in less than 20 minutes (your mileage may vary), you're on your way with a smile on your face and you can go to ANY movie you want without a fuss. Dinner costs 1/2 price too.

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