"Helga, my personal Trainer has been kicking my rather soft and weighty posterior for almost a month now."



And you pay her for that? 

"Diet".

Let's not confuse a short-term "diet" with a lifestyle change.


But seriously, who the he11 does Michelle Obama think she is?  Yammering at us about our kid's fatness.  Hey Michelle, if you've got a problem with American parents, say so.  And don't rag on our kids.  Obesity is a much bigger problem among adults.  Oh, wait, adults vote.  Never mind.