True, Wayne is mortal (if that's the point you're trying to make) but not nearly as mortal as you and me. He isn't choosing notes because of how they slot for him. He got the One O'clock solo artist gig instead of me or you because he's, uh, better. Way better. Different universe better. Get out your Phat Band CDs and play all the lead lines he lays down on them (along with stuff like The Incredibles and his Kubis Christmas CD) and then get back to us with more of your theories.