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Could you rub it in just a little more, please?
This is a true story, and I'm not kidding. Today, at the grocery store, a huge waddler woman and her budding waddler son got in line behind me. She put the peaches and grapes up on the checkout carousel. "Good for you", I thought to myself. Then she followed them with, and this is the good part,
four
packages of cookies,
six
bottles of Coke/Pepsi products, and some kind of Oreo mini-cookie product in a milkshake-style container.
When I asked if she was participating in the government's new "let's move" program (www.letsmove.gov) that we're all paying for via our well-spent tax dollars, she was not amused. Huh.
(Ok, that last part wasn't true. Only Michelle Obama can call you fat and get away with it. I kept my mouth shut, for once.)
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