Dave... I told my wife that joke last night... her response...

"Seriously? I seriously almost passed out, you are such a dork."

Then I told her it was from one of my trumpet forum buddies...

"Figures."

I love it.

Equipment:  Greg Black made John Blount Personal model mouthpiece, Callet Jazz 63xx trumpet --- played at a mediocre comeback level for 30 full minutes per month...
Favorite Maynard Tunes:  Gospel John, all the other ones