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Weeks??? Guys, I have an 8 week EXTREME upper register boot camp that takes ALL the guess work out and WILL make YOU an EXTREME HIGH-NOTE player!
Want to AMAZE and DAZZLE crowds, family, friends with your POWERHOUSE EXTREME UPPER REGISTER and attract the HOTTEST chicks??? Want to REALLY make some money? Of course, we ALL do, now the mystery is over, seek no further. I AM the answer.
My course outline includes:
1. How to properly undo the first 4 buttons of your shirt to expose
a. lots of chest hair or
b. gold medellians
2. How to efficietly bend back to the floor while wearing the TIGHTEST pants possible (this includes limbo lessons)
3. Violent Pelvic Thrusting
After the camp is complete you will then recieve your certificate of my only 100% patented authorized EXTREME UPPER REGISTER skills and a bottle of Willie Maiden's DHC lip salve stolen from, well, his initals were M.F. need I say more? I think not. Of course if after completing my EXTREME UPPER REGISTER boot camp you are not 100% completely satisfied, I will refund you the high-notes with zero cost to you.
You have nothing to lose and EVERYTHING to gain, especially EXTREME UPPER REGISTER RANGE! Now, I can't contact you, the "balls" are in your court.
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